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MUST BE THIS FAIL

Thinking of a Transformer sized roller coaster made me spring an oil leak. D8

Steven Suckballs

Mon Jul 6, 2009, 12:16 AM
Okay, I think I'm over action movies. 8|

ROTF was kinda pushin' my tolerance for them but then I just finished watching some Steven Segal movie (that I don't even know the title of) and I was all like wtf the entire movie. The camera angling/manuevering was sporadic and the editing was atrocious (I LOVE SAT WORDS) not to mention that Steven Segal can't fight for shit. Also, the plot was barely even a plot! >8|

Basically Segal plays an ex-mobster whose daughter is marrying opposing mobster's son who wants his son to join his legacy but the son doesn't because his fiancé doesn't want him to because she knows he's a better man so the son denies his "right" to please her but this doesn't please his daddy so daddy declares a hit on the daughter; daughter almost dies and the ex-mobster [Segal] teams up with the son and takes down daddy. The End.

-dry heaves- It's ridiculous! How can people enjoy this stuff? I mean I love explosions and meaningless acrobatics as much as the next person but I want more! C'mon people!

WHOSE COCK DO I GOTTA SUCK TO GET SOME SUBSTANCE AROUND HERE!?

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~Spiritua-Reborn Jul 16, 2009, 11:37:58 PM
That manga is dirty!! They say it's borderline porn, but it so falls under the genre easily. DX I'm two chapters in and my jaws on the floor!!

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~octo-erotica Jul 17, 2009, 10:18:01 AM
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*RuKorbin Jul 16, 2009, 8:41:11 PM
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Mood: Joy ~booger-on-the-wall Jul 9, 2009, 11:09:53 PM
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~WingsTheWolf Jul 9, 2009, 1:25:50 PM
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~ikkitousennomusha Jul 9, 2009, 12:53:30 PM
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